So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
birth control should be required to get into college
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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