The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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