The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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