I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
