this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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