He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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