Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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