Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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