you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
We got so high we made milksteak
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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