i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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