Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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