it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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