are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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