i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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