I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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