One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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