They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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