Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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