yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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