with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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