I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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