What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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