Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Can I color on your dick again?
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Randomize
