Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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