69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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