i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Do plants get herpes?
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