Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I can't turn off my feet"
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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