You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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