For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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