i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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