he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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