new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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