I need help removing her.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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