So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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