Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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