Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
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