we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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