: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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