She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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