Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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