You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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