i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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