They should really pass out barf bags in church
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
The feeling are messing with the penis
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
