okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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