nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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