Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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