how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
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