I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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