Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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