guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I understand Curling. That high.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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