Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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