Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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